Life is so Punny!

Things are well here in Euless. After a few months of reverting back to taking care of everyone but me, I am back to taking some time for myself and I can tell that it makes me feel so much better. It's a challenge sometimes to keep that in focus.

Wil and I had v-day last night since Thursday was BEFORE pay day and we were broke (gosh, still trying to catch up from when he was off work). It was the perfect night...went and worked out together (ask him how much he liked the "random hill" setting on the treadmill I challenged him to!), papa murphey's pizza at home, and catching up on TiVo. Gifts? A new scale that he can use now instead of going to GNC every week and fun new striped sheets. It's easy to feel "happy" during times of great excitment, drama, good fortune. But I love the feeling of being absolutely happy in the boring moments because I realize just how happy I am...sappy, I know. I love you Willy!

I started drinking green tea vs. diet coke (well, at least 9 times out of 10). It's not quite the same but I hope the healthy part of this change is worth it! I do miss my fizzy,caramel colored lover!

It's rainy here, so I thought I would end this with some puns...my favorite way to feel good. Enjoy!

Peace.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says 'A beer please, and one for the road.'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!'

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.'Because, he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he had bad breath. This made him...A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.