Thursday, August 14, 2008

ode to LGA

You suck.
You're small.
Your A/c is busted and a small smelly man is standing in front of the only fan.
Your sandwichs are $8, surely bc your flights are always delayed.
Your runways congested. I had to sit on your crappy dirty floors for 5 hours being trammpled.

I hope I will leave you soon. Once again, you suck!

3 comments:

A Naughty Mouse said...

I can see it in my mind's eye. You paint a perfect picture!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you do paint a pretty picture. Love the ODE. Can't wait to experience LGA for myself.

Hey, This is unrelated to the post. Can you put up in your settings a way to subscribe to this blog?

It's there because I set it on my blogs.

Anonymous said...

Nice Ode!!! Or should it be odor..haha!